Share your JokeS!

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:45 pm

ya lo.. not funny....

-Wad do the cat do in the rain?

Subject: sigh, WL Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:25 pm

wai leong, get some other jokes lah, we R sick of russel Evil or Very Mad

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:20 am

haha. wl talk already a hell lotsa jokes. haha.

Subject: GSCE 'O' Levels Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:02 am

GSCE 'O' Levels
Hokkien Exam Paper

Instructions:

1. Read the passage carefully

2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the
end of the passage after reading.

3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !

Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)

Question:
Singalella why become rich ?

Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.

She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the
sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat
oso.

Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she
become the amah.

Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah
bao-kah-liao.

If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.

Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.

CPF poon boh.

But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah
Ming got party.

So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah."

Singalella very happy because she never go party
before but then her step-marder say, "Lee Mana eh-
sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard."

Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters
and step-marder.

Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-
sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye and then
she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.

Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an-zhua lu
boh kee party?"

So Singaalella kong, "I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai,
so boh pian."

She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah,
kee lah, I give you money."

So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor,
after that look very different.

She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor,
already 11 o'clock.

At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the
char bor all boh sui one.

Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah see-pay zhia-
lat", Singalella came in.

Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.

"Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay
pai."

Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah
lee zho flen!"

Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch
here touch there.

But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on
the dance floor.

He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good
4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and
then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.

So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and
then kah kee cho sen-lee.

Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.

Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of
Hokkien....

A1. Can understand the story and pronounce
Hokkien correctly.

Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.

A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot
pronounce Hokkien properly.

zhia lat

E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.

leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien
Singabolean

F9. Don't understand rating.

kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:50 pm

at least dis one nvr waste soooo much of my time...

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:04 pm

loll. iii dun understand a shitt.

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:07 am

F9 for u jaarvis!! ahaha...!

Subject: SHARE YR JOKES Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:20 am

Its easy to understand.. its jus tat u hav to understand the eng then u say out the pronounciation then u may understand abit in chinese form

k heres my joke, not russel peter.

If male got lan jiao and female got chee bye, then wat u call someone who has lan jiao and chee bye?

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:52 am

lan jiao + chee bye = Lan Bye or Bye Jiao ( 2 Distinct Roots ).
lol.

i tink is. I KNOW! JIAN XIANG.

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:02 pm

bapok

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:41 pm

Lan Chee.

''lazy chicken'' XD in chinese.

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:13 am

haha. so many diff answers. haha. silent

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:15 am

its an introduction from a humor novel i've been reading, 'The Teenage Textbook'.

Glossary.
Acne - see Pimples
A-ha - (i) Norwegian pop group
(ii) sound made by teenagers when they see members of Norwegian pop group
Bad - good ( ask Michael Jackson )
Boyfriend - read this book to find out
Common sense and logic - not needed in a book about teenagers
Dance - something which teenagers don't
Date - small, sweet brown fruit
Eskimo pie - what is bake in igloos ( see igloo )
Fast food restaurant - a place which is neither fast nor serves food
Girlfriend - read this book to find out too
Good - good ( see Bad )
Gross - opposite of Bad, i.e. gross is gross, but good is bad, which is bad
Idiot - person who does not think this book is worthed its price
Igloo - Eskimo's house
Ig - eskimo's house without attached bathroom ( see loo )
Kitchen - The one place in the house where you will never find a teenager
Life - a serious and fatal disease from which people eventually die
Loo - makeshift school conference room
Music - nothing that a teenager would be familiar with
Noise - what passes for music for a teenager
Orchard Road - capital of singapore... just ask any teenager
Pimples - see Acne
Romance - citizens of Rome ( see julius caeser: friends, romance, countryman, lend me your ears )
School - (a place to study socialise and sleep ( in this order )
School room - a place to study socialise and sleep ( in disorder )
Sex - ask your mother
Teenhood - time of life between 13 and 83
Twenty - (i) what every teenagers wants to be
(ii) what every parent wants to be
Warts - 'straw' spelt backwards
Walkman - portable stereo cassette player that comes with its own teenager attached
Zzzz - common reaction to this book

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Subject: Share your JokeS! Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:55 pm

Aiya the one with chee bye and lan jiao is.....

FUCK LA HOW I NOE, TAT PERSON'S MOTHER SURE FUCK THE HUSBAND THEN BOTH FEMALE GENE AND MALE GENE SPERM ENTER THE EGG AT THE SAME LA! GANINABU I SEE THIS KIND OF PPL, I GO PUMP WATER INTO CHEE BYE AND CHOP OFF THE LAN JIAO LOL.

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:49 pm

LOL. asshole. dunno answer . still ask.

now my turn.

wad will be the product if a potato fucked an egg. farao

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:59 pm

WAILEONG ... WAILEONG .... WAILEONG ...

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:20 pm

LOL!!! CORRECT.!! see. at least i know the answer for my question. haha. cyclops

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:38 am

lol.. all so bad..
the thing about this forum is that anythin insultive.. e.g insulting parent name or making fun all that are not that much removed by mods.. this forum nt that strict.. haiZ

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:32 pm

gd or bad ... siao even phelan dont like the thread dats locked... yr name not there mah

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:53 pm

Lol.song wei, the intro so silly. more jokes!

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:42 pm

HAHA. yea. jyi. y no more jokes?

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:06 pm

Must find.. i delete alot liao.. hmm.. some is not written one.. post image meh? zz

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:06 pm

haha. can can. haha.

Subject: Share your jokes Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:30 am

hey wat the fuck kassim bang his head jus nw ah, come and insult me. how abt i say wat comes out when kassim fuck his wife? use yr brains can anot, u wan to complain abt a matter, u dun use other points tats not related to tat matter. no wonder u fail social studies

Subject: Re: Share your JokeS! Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:35 am

wad thing kassim bang his head?
qushonG maRk?